Ok so last week Hinds County Supervisor Kenneth Stokes proposed a city ordinance to require young men to pull up their saggy pants. And while I agree that "bustin a sag" looks ridiculous, and I can't begin to understand why anyone would purposefully walk around with their underwear hanging out...last time I checked America is still the land of the free! Also I feel like Jackson has bigger fish to fry!!! Like solving murder cases, protecting their citizens, revitalizing the city, fixing their water pipes, repaving the hot mess that is Fortification Street, and the list goes on and on and on! And that's just what I can think of right off the top of my head, but it's more than enough to keep them busy! JPD and other city leaders have plenty of more important things to do than run around writting tickets for fashion violations...They need to leave that to Joan and the fashion police!
But, as long as we are writing tickets for offensive attire around the Metro Jackon area I have a few offenders I would like to add to the "Most Wanted" list!
#1 Tights as pants- If I've said it once I've said it 1,000 times...Tights are NOT pants!!! If you are wearing tights for the love of God please wear a shirt/dress that covers your entire butt!!!
#2 Crocs- I can't even deal with crocs! They look ridiculous, and no one should wear them for any reason! Also, if you wear them with socks you deserve a double fine!
#3 Showing Your Thong- I feel like this is the female version of "bustin a sag"! Its gross and its trashy...STOP IT! Male/Female/White/Black/Hispanic/Asian I do NOT want to have to see your underwear against my will!!!
#4 Too Much Cleavage- As a "busty" girl I get that it can be difficult to reign the girls in, but it can be done! If you are walking around lookin like you have an ass on your chest...Its too much!!! Put them away, and leave a little more to the imagination than a nip!
#5 Guys In Skinny Jeans- For no other reason than the fact that I hate them!!!
My point is while we may not like or agree with some people's fashion descisions...This is America! And you can dress however you want as long as your "business" is covered of course! Soooo in closing I think Mr Stokes and Hinds County should worry bout self!
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